Please only submit once per issue (issues are released every 3-5 weeks). Please keep your submissions at a reasonable length--if you want to know what we consider reasonable, crack open an issue from the museum. Please send works which carry the potency of immediate gratification at the same time as they possess meaning which can be translated to the world outside your head. Include a photograph of yourself or something interesting (which you have the right to publish). By sending a photograph of something other than yourself, you are claiming rights to the photograph, and any copyright conflicts will be yours to deal with.
Prose
Prose of all type should be reasonable in length--to figure out what we see as reasonable, visit the archives and museums we have at the site.Art
We accept art of all forms for multiple purposes. If you have an idea on how your artwork should be used, tell us about it.Express Consideration Lane - $6.50
If you really want us to get back to you like super fast (within a week or so), then show some support. Four bucks is reasonable enough, we figure. Don't worry! Your paying of the fee DOES NOT grant you any special consideration. It just bumps you to the front of the line. Repeat: it will not get you any sort of coddling. It will just get a quick response and is also the only place we accept DOC files through. We will always have free, open submissions both through this system and the old-fashioned way(s).Thanks for your support!